Nine is essentially a center of rugby team. It is his function to bind awesome power struggle with the skill? (through some brow, whose name ten, but that’s another story.) Here a lot of problems. Fold? Beat? Run? And what would he choose, he is sure to upset at least two-thirds of his team, that will come from it some other solutions. (Especially the second line, which is never in a run, can not pass and do not know how to hit a ball, it simply them.) And the position at some nine schizophrenic: who is he? Forward ninth or eighth? Or even the second goal (which often happens when he is behind the scrum collapsed with a crash)?
Nine in rugby is always Napoleonic body. That is a short little bastards, inciting everyone to fight and sometimes one-armed. They have a very grumpy character, always go for the conflict, and when driving it, then ask for the nearest column to understand. They are excellent in small bases, like spiked feet crush the enemy and hit the leg nearest the columns of the enemy, when the referee does not see it.
Each nine – a failed eight. However, the nature cruelly outraged over them giving only 155 cm in height. However, you can play as a number nine, eight at the first opportunity – that is, running away from support, making a loop, and try to capture the biggest rival for speed.
The most important part is his nine mouths. He can eighty minutes per week to devote to talk to other players that they have to do, especially incredibly heroic posts, who are late to every cancer and maul, because they last got out of the previous one (in spite of the fact that it lost a hand and barely rose at all.) An endless stream of advice can be heard from the nine, who says the players need to take any opponent where the ball where he wants it, where to go, for which hand to bite, etc. Horrible surprise and swearing followed if these instructions are not executed immediately and in full. Although the council nine, for example, «pass to the right, three cover» will studiously ignored, and he will play with his foot, as he likes to play in an environment of great forwards than in the center, which has a radius of twenty meters of unoccupied, but sensitive record book. He will explain its impact clearly: «I saw that they had lost their position tag, so let knead it, to bring it out.»
There must be some nine feature. Welsh should have nine large and ridiculous mustache and sideburns. Scottish – hairy knees (not that hard if you’re a Scot). Irish – foreign names, they never called O’Reardon or O’Reilly or something in Irish. For example Paddy Guinness. The British have a limp (usually gone astray after a collision with New Zealand flanker) or have a stupid name. «Nigel» is good, but some have developed it to the double names as Vibblington-Skrandzh, Tvettingli Bottom or Uenkingon-Toneilz.
Finally, your nine out of the field is a source of constant jokes. He gets drunk before all because of their small size, it will be the first to sing the song, the first to run to the toilet and always get into some history with prostitutes and police.