Columns – the foundation rugby team. Suppose you would not have the misconception, despite the fact that there is a transition to a faster game, and thus the faster the players, you can not play rugby without pillars. At least in an ideal world. Or in international games, when the coach is on the theory of choice among hundreds of columns from a large number of clubs and players are unlikely to give up the game in exchange for a dinner at mother-in-law, and do not forget to visit some exotic city.
But not everyone in the world is perfect. For many, the third and fourth teams in clubs across the country (whose first team themselves mired in some third division along with the School for the Blind St. Patrick’s High School girls’ team and the team of the local hospital clinic. And they go in last place), the situation is quite different . At some point, they just have a lot of the columns in the front row three, four in the second line, and the fifth is bent at the edge. Next week, they have only one post, and the hooker plays third pillar in life, or take up too much space pillar center. In such cases, there are long and passionate debate over whether or not the inexperienced player to play first or third number.
Someone on the team always knows someone who knew three quarters, who volunteered to play the post, and now spend their lives carrying nonsense for a meal and watching the birds in your garden. The player will have a terrible experience because by law Murphy his opponent will be former post team, was a coach at a rival, who took it into his head to play that day. He gradually disillusioned with rugby, throw it in a few weeks and will gardening or golf, suffering nightmares the rest of his days.
Columns are not designed to bring attempts. Those who did it, or cheated, or played in the wrong place. My brother is also a column, but during a tour of the Netherlands a few years ago, it was placed on the edge, and he scored a hat-trick. Since then, no one post with them no longer speak, and I just consult with him about the gift my mother. He had to go to Australia, where, for some strange reason, take chances columns. There probably the case in all of these convicts and kangaroos …
Columns – the heroes of all the jokes. They should also have a small beer belly. They have to be the slowest in the field (well, except for the judge, in the case of a third team). All will be making fun of a column at every opportunity. All they will call their posts in any skirmish, and ask them to set the tune for drinking. All posts should be able to drink 20 pints, three of them in a row in less than 2.46 seconds (qualifying time at the Olympics).